Pity F*ck is the ninth episode of YFMTS.
PuffPuff is sad about nothing to do on Valentine's Day and not getting layed as DeeJay hooks him up with cousin, Dee Jayne. As the date goes weird as they start comparing things about themselves until Dee Jayne kisses him and then they have sex. The next morning, Puff is joyed after getting layed by Dee Jayne, but DeeJay reveals to Puff she now dumped him because she pointed out that he had a small penis. Puff objects that it was because she had big vagina. Axel walks in after hearing, and says that he doesn't have sex with his cousin. Puff is upset about it and Dee Jay helps him get over it, but Puff is touching Dee Jay's butt.