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My Balls
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My Balls is the first YFM song.

Lyrics Edit

Girl, I know you left me, but there was something I forgot to show you.

Check it out baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up. And it's been a while since we last spoke, but I need another chance. Can you give me that? 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.

I-I-I wanna be your man again, But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston. And I know you said you'd never call, but girl, you ain't seen my balls.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. (repeat)

My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started. They're so damn big. How big are they? They're so big. It's really obnoxious. It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers. They're so big. I can't hold 'em back. Even Cartman's like, man those are fat. They're so big. They're run over your feet. That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.

And how can I be subtle, when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy. In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel. I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back, 'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. (repeat)

My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin', but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean. And when the sun's right, it might cause a total solar eclipse of my balls. 'Cause these things are where it's happenin', and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again. Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus? No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.

I- I got what you need. And you'd said you'd never call, But girl you ain't seen these balls.

I-I-I wanna be your man again, But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston. And I know you said you'd never call, But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

You ain't see my (repeat)

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. (repeat)

I told you you'd be back. You must've forgot. You must've had Ballzheimer's.

Hahahaha...

Trivia Edit

  • This was the first Your Favorite Martian song ever released.
  • The bridge "I, I got what you need. And you said you'd never call, but girl you ain't seen these balls" is a reference to Biz Markies' song "Just A Friend" which YFM covers later on.
  • On July 18, 2012, YFM made an alternate rock cover version of this song.
  • This is the first song to be mentioned in a song later on, in "Tig Ol' Bitties" in the line "Like my balls (Tig Ol' Bitties) Real big!".
  • My Balls had 110 lyrics.
  • Benatar could have also done the voice of the living, talking balls.
  • The girl who Ray was referring to who hasn't seen his balls was Tig, his true love interest. This most likely happened after BUS ARREST, in the future.

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